DUIS

Late last night we went to sconecutters and got a delicious treat. An exteremely random event occurred while there. Some homeless looking younger adults came in, rumaged through the garbage, found a half eaten scone, and ate it. Probably one of the grossest things i ever seen. Luckily we were sitting behind some leaves to disguise us and i had already finished my dessert. Shortly after that we left, and i decided to go on a drive by myself on legacy parkway. So im going along listening to my music when i see the dreaded flashing blue and red lights. I pull over to the side and roll down my window. 

The officer comes up and asks me for my license and registration and walks back to his car. Upon his return, his face was overcome with a serious stern look. He asks in a demeaning tone "you been sconing tonight?" My brain instantly responded "no," then i hesistated and said "well... i've had one, but it was over an hour ago." The officer asks me to step out of the car and proceeds to give me the DUIS sobriety test. It was a simple test, you just had to blow on a bee shaped breathalyzer and see if would detect if there was any honeybutter in your system.  I blew a 1.5, which is way over the legal limit of .08 percent. He gave me a ticket for driving under the influence of scones. Probably the worst day of my life, but i'd do it again, for those scones. So gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.