After traveling to california, i decided i want to become a beach bum. Beach bums are a little bit different than your stereotypical transient. They usually wear cut off booty jeans and have a sensational dark brown tan. Their hair is long and greasy, which only accents their ridiculous facial hair. Their arms are riddled with faded green sailor tattooes that look like they cost five dollars. Their "place of living" consists of a four square foot shaded area made out of umbrellas, old lawn chairs, and blue tarps. Suprisingly, real estate like that goes for about a million.
This is my dream.
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I would love to be a bum. Not a beach bum, just a bum. A tan one too.
IM IN...where do I sign up?? I have booty shorts and some blonde extensions!!
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