I'm Too Nice

Sometimes i just want to not do favors for people and instead shoot them in the chest when they wear superman shirts. I seriously have been getting anxiety over my time spent on doing favors. I guess it keeps me busy, but i just want to be a selfish little whore.

Nose Bleeds

I've been getting lots of nose bleeds lately. i guess i snort cocaine now. its pretty cool but i'd rather snort chopped up nerds.

The Last Snowstorm

im going home today and writing a song on the guitar called the last snowstorm. If mother nature doesnt listen, im going to make it a metal song and kick her ass.

Great

now i have to go on a random baby punching spree. god forbid i end up in a nursery.

Snow

i swear to the man upstairs that if it rains on matt's, chelsea's, or my birthday, im going to go on a baby punching tangent. im sick of the snow. it should only snow at night when everyone is sleeping. Come on Jesus, work your magic!

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Bread

Why the hell does bread not last long. With all the modern technology in produce (i.e. seedless watermelon), why cant scientists grow some bread that last longer than a week. I dont see why they cant. I like pbj's, but i cant eat them for every meal of the week just to use up all the bread.

Mac n Cheese

I think the mac n cheese on top of the microwave at my work is slowly becoming radioactive. In time, someone will eventually eat it and one of two things will happen: either they'll become horribly disfigured or they'll gain superpowers. either one would be pretty sweet to see.

Drum Machine

I decided to buy a drum machine and become a rapper. I would rap about how i came from the ghetto (Ogden) and i made it the top (Bountiful) and im still here. Also i would talk about how hard it was living off minimum lunch allowance and apple juice and how it takes my computer 15 minutes to boot up. You might hear me someday in the da club.

Make My Day

Sometimes one sentence can change your day:
"It's like God pressed down REALLY hard on the "pretty" button when making you."

Drifting Apart

I feel like i've lost so many good friendships. Sometimes i think i may have not put enough effort in, or am not good enough and it hurts. BUT i realize that we've drifted apart like people do. One day we're all destined to gravitate toward the only girl... and get abducted by aliens. I know im not ready for that yet.

Things I Value

Its funny how some things come so simple to you and some things seem so hard to grasp. Lately those things that seem unobtainable are becoming the things i value the most. I look at other people and are envious, yet, they tell me how much they value the things that i obtain. It seems to be a circle of envy. Why cant walmart just have a low price on all the things i want.