I'm Too Nice

Sometimes i just want to not do favors for people and instead shoot them in the chest when they wear superman shirts. I seriously have been getting anxiety over my time spent on doing favors. I guess it keeps me busy, but i just want to be a selfish little whore.

Nose Bleeds

I've been getting lots of nose bleeds lately. i guess i snort cocaine now. its pretty cool but i'd rather snort chopped up nerds.

The Last Snowstorm

im going home today and writing a song on the guitar called the last snowstorm. If mother nature doesnt listen, im going to make it a metal song and kick her ass.

Great

now i have to go on a random baby punching spree. god forbid i end up in a nursery.

Snow

i swear to the man upstairs that if it rains on matt's, chelsea's, or my birthday, im going to go on a baby punching tangent. im sick of the snow. it should only snow at night when everyone is sleeping. Come on Jesus, work your magic!

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Bread

Why the hell does bread not last long. With all the modern technology in produce (i.e. seedless watermelon), why cant scientists grow some bread that last longer than a week. I dont see why they cant. I like pbj's, but i cant eat them for every meal of the week just to use up all the bread.

Mac n Cheese

I think the mac n cheese on top of the microwave at my work is slowly becoming radioactive. In time, someone will eventually eat it and one of two things will happen: either they'll become horribly disfigured or they'll gain superpowers. either one would be pretty sweet to see.