12/23/08
JC's Birthday
I decided to get Jesus a present for christmas this year. No one ever leaves a present for him under the tree and its his birthday. I got him sandals. After 2000 years, his sandals must be worn down. I went with the fake beige Crocs, they are just as good as the real ones. Hope you enjoy Jesus.
12/22/08
Weird Thoughts About Money
Today i had these abstract thoughts about money.
1) Basically money is an accepted commodity everywhere. So when purchasing presents for the holiday season, isn't it kind of weird to give someone a gift card and limit their spending to one abstract place. Wouldn't money be the more robust solution?
2) When you take a girl out on a date, maybe to a nice restaurant and then to a movie/play that both of you really could have lived without, in the end, aren't you just really paying to have sexual relations with this girl. Basically you're doing the same thing as prostitution, except with a prostitute, you at least know you're getting some at the end of the night.
1) Basically money is an accepted commodity everywhere. So when purchasing presents for the holiday season, isn't it kind of weird to give someone a gift card and limit their spending to one abstract place. Wouldn't money be the more robust solution?
2) When you take a girl out on a date, maybe to a nice restaurant and then to a movie/play that both of you really could have lived without, in the end, aren't you just really paying to have sexual relations with this girl. Basically you're doing the same thing as prostitution, except with a prostitute, you at least know you're getting some at the end of the night.
12/9/08
School Coma
As soon as school is over, i am taking a coma. 1000 hours is what im hoping for. Everyday closer, i feel like this burden of stress is piling higher on top of my shoulders. I've endured enough for four years so if you're wondering where i am for the next 41 + 9 days, i will be in my bed. You may come visit me if you like.
12/5/08
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