Buzz

Yesterday i dressed up like a bee and stung my friend. Of course it was a joke. I would never actually sting someone. Its not a pleasant experience. You swell, itch, and relish in pain all for the sake of some other bee's pride. I dont know why they just dont mind their own bee-ness. Its not like anyone is trying to pick a fight with them. Now that i think about it, bees are like jocks: dumb and always trying to pick fights to show off their stingers. I hate jocks and other bees.