Last Action Hero

This has been a widely dispute issue since the beginning of cheesey action movies with unclever lines and "realistic" scenarios: Who is the greatest action hero of all time? I think they need to gather all the actors into one arena and have a cage match. Its members would include Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Steven Segal, Sylvester Stallone, Clint Eastwood, Bruce Willis, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, and others. Fight until the death.

It would appear on pay per view for 29.99. Money worth spending.