How A Chili Dog Tried To Ruin My Life

The other night i came home from work and school starving. I decided to make a delicious chili dog. In fact, i was so hungry, i decided to make three. I smothered the hot dogs inside the buns with Nalley's chili, cheese, and some ketchup to top it off. Overall, i was sastified with the way the meal went. I studied for a while and then went to bed. I wasnt tired, but it was one or two in the morning and i had to work in the morning, not to mention take my test which i had been studying immensly for.  So i lay down. Almost immeaditely my stomach starts rumbling. It was like the noise you make when you're gargling Listernine mouth wash, except it was in my stomach, and it was chili instead of the mouth wash. I layed there for a few hours listening to the rumble in the bronx, texting anybody who was awake. By this time im so out of it i am just wide awake thinking random thoughts. A little more time passes, and i look at the clock. It was six a.m.  Ugh, i eventually came in and out of sleep and woke up at 10 a.m. I didnt go to work (it was too late to do that, cause i had to go to school at 1). So i get up, go and take my test, go to traffic school, and come home. My stomach never felt so worse all day.  Basically Nalley's chili is trying to ruin my school, work, and social life.