Wedding

When i get married, i dont want it to be formal. I would rather it be a reflection of the creative, style oriented person i am. I would want Vans to design my checkered colored tux. Of course i would wear slip-ons to match. My groomsmen would all be dressed similar. The wedding itself would take place on a skyscraper overlooking the city, or in a garden with a maze. The bride would have to walk through a maze in order to reach the alter, that way you know she's smart. She would be wearing a betsy johnson style bridal dress and her matrons sporting all different patterns. There would be a big buffet with the best kinds of food. Nacho cheese fountain for sure. A sweet cover band would be playing old songs, but they add in their own vulgar lyrics here and there. Dancing would ensue, and for the little kids, nintendo. And when everyone leaves, they get a present and some great memories.