Pwn Rangers

Out of all the power rangers i would want to be the color black. Seems like the more fashionably sensible one (what doesn't go with black). Instead of the mastodon dinozord, i would elect Zordon to make me a brontosaurzord. It would be nice to know that out of all the dinosaurs out there, im the biggest and most friendly with rocket seeking missles. In case Zordon declined to not build my dinozord, i would blackmail him with incriminating pictures of his binary oil love affair he had with alpha one night when he got wasted on superman crystal tea. Also i would convince the other rangers that the name power rangers isnt very appealing, preferably we could call ourselves the pwn rangers. When we come together to form our dinozard and it would be so 1337. Had i been able to be apart of the team, Rita Repulsa wouldnt have been able to withstand one tv season.