Coffee Cancer

As most of you already know, coffee can indirectly cause you to have cancer. If you disagree with this, there are two simple facts. Cancer is cells that have uncontrolled growth and spread to parts of your body. Coffee contains antioxidants that help prevent cells from receiving damage and progress their growth. Combine that with some barry white albums, and you have a dangerous cancer growth the size of a football. Next time i see you drinking coffee, i am going push the cup up in and around your face. its my obligation and I will fight against coffee cancer and anyone that harbors it.